Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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