haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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