your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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