Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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