i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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