Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
