There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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