its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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