but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
We don't watch enough power rangers
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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