He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
