My brain says no but my pants say off.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
