Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Randomize
