Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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