please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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