I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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