Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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