As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Enjoy the penises
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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