Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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