i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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