This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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