that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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