Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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