Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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