I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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