More tranny stories later!
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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