Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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