No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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