People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I think I just sharted jello shots
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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