I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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