just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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