Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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