no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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