Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
if only i could text you this smell
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
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