A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
You've changed since you got that strap on
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Two words: nipple clamps
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