don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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