? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I CAN MOONWALK!
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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