my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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