What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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