I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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