If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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