you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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