what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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