There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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