I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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