I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Randomize
