K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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