Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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