You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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