I'm eating all of the evidence.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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