can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
