I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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