quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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