Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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