For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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